Brayden – Hi John. How are you mate?
John – Yeah good thanks Shawry……wait hold on a minute. I just need to ring Bianca to see if I can answer that question.
Brayden - John are you f$#@!n serious??
John – Yeah I just wanna make sure its ok with her first.
Brayden – Geez you have changed mate. What happened to the days when you used to have 85 Jim Beam cans in 1 hour and run naked around Yulong Reserve while piggy backing your younger, better looking, more athletic, superstar Carlton Footballer, brother Matthew Kreuzer??
John – YEAH!!! Those were the days!! I don’t know mate. I guess I have matured. Bianca has really taught me the art of self control and how to be a responsible man. Gee whiz I love her so much.
Brayden – Whetever John. Anyway mate, it looks like its gonna be very exciting times down at the bull pen next year. The club has recruited very well, especially in the talls department. Big bad bustling Matty Dennis has come back and star recruit Cameron ‘Travis’ Cloke has joined us. Are you worried or threatened in anyway??
John – Matt and Cameron who?? Please..you cant be serious?? I am Matt Kreuzers brother, they wont get any where near me…whoever they are...
Brayden – What ever you say big guy? So..ahhh how is the family going mate?? Everyone going ok at the Kreuzer household?
John – Yeah going ok thanks mate. Matt's knee is doing really well, infact I better be going soon… I need to change his ice for him and give him a deep tissue massage to his mighty quadriceps and bustling calves….mmmmm…..bustling calves!!!
Brayden – Ummmm… ok. So how is steph going??
John – Good
Brayden - Good. Good. Gee she is growing up fast hey!!
John – Yes
Brayden – Sooo…. does she have a boyfriend???
John – What does that have to do with anything??
Brayden – Nah no reason, no reason mate. Just interested that’s all. Sooo.. can I have her phone no??
John – NOOOO!!!!
Brayden – Fair enough. So how has the Mahogany Room at Crown Casino been treating ya lately mate?? Any winners??
John – Its funny you should ask that Shawry. I actually stayed in the penthouse there last night with Bianca after we flew by helicopter from her $32 Million beach house in Rye; after I went deep sea fishing in her $12 Million Boat where I caught a Great White Shark and Killer Whale at the same time! I also had $10,000 on Double 00 on the roulette table and it came up so I guess you could say it was a pretty good night!!
Brayden – ………………………You know what John??? I actually believe that whole story……. except for the Shark and Whale bit.
John – Nah im serious mate I actually caught a…..
Brayden – Just …..just shut up John. Well its been great catching up for a latte mate, I guess ill catch ya at training during the week.
John – Yeah no problems skip. As long as its ok with Bianca. I love her so much!!
Brayden – You make me sick.