Shawry – Morning Cam how are you going?? Did you have a good Xmas?
Cam – Yeah it was great thanks Shawry, just went away with the Mrs. Had a fantastic time. Tell you what im a bit thirsty though, any chance of some service at this joint??
Shawry - Yeah rightio mate settle down, don’t want to get kicked out of the joint or anything. Excuse me waiter can we order some breakfast please??
Waiter – Sure what can I get you guys??
Shawry – Ill have bacon and eggs on toast and a latte with 2 sugars please.
Waiter – Sure, and for you Sir?
Cam – About @*#!$ time!!
Waiter – Excuse me..??
Brayden – Cam, calm down mate.
Cam – What ever. Get me the big breakfast, with extra sausage, bacon, baked beans, a hamburger with the lot, 16 fried dim sims, 2 bowls of wedges and 7 potato cakes. And can I get 12 vodka cruisers, mixed flavour.
Brayden – Cam, mate are you serious?? Its 8:00 in the morning!!!
Cam – I don’t care, have you seen me skull cruisers!!! I am the master, no body can stop me!!! Everyone……come watch me skull cruisers!!!
Brayden – Cam sit down and shut up!! Stop being an idiot!!! Your gonna get us kicked out!!!
Café Owner – Excuse me sir im going to have to ask you to tone it down a bit please.
Cam – Have you seen me skull cruisers mate?? No you havn’t!!! Watch me skull cruisers. I bet I can skull these 12 cruisers in under a minute!!! Ready….. set…. 1 down…….2 down…….3 down ……………………….4 down…………………………………5 down……………………….6 down………………………….7 down……………………………………………………….8 down……………………………………………………9 down…………………………………….10 down……………………………………………………..11 down…………………………………………………………12!!!!!!
1 Min 17 seconds later……
Brayden – Um………. mate are you ok??
Cam – Yuuuuuuuuuugggg rrrrrrrr suuccchhh suucccccchhhhhhhhhh aaa gooooddd maate, I luuvvv youuuuu man. I f%$#@ luvv uuuuuuu. Ill figghhht anyoneeeeeeeeee in thissssss joint. Whooo wants ttttttttttto fighttttt??? Whattttttttttt aaare youuuuu lookkkin at ugggly??? ILL smassshhhh youuuuuuu….
93 Year old Grandma on walking frame – I beg your pardon young man, how dare you!!
Cam – Shut uppp yourrr faceee, youuu wannnnnnnnnna c meeee skullll a croooozerr??
Brayden – Cam….. mate you have to calm down. Or Lyndsey is gonna seriously kill you!!
Cam - You…..youuuu….donnnt knowwwww meee?? You youuuu wanaaaa cc me skullllll a cruiserrr…..
BANGGG!!!!
Cam - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Brayden – Cheque please… and an ambulance while your at it thanks.
